Awkward moments define me.I'd sleep all day if I could. I lack the capability to keep my mouth shut. Yeah, everyone has bad days, I just have more frequent ones. If you dont like me, dont act like you do; it really wont offend me. I've made mistakes, I've let people take advantage of me, and have accepted way less then I deserve.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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Regular guy: Go make me a sandwhich.
Me: Do I look like your waitress? Make it yourself lazy asshole!
One Direction: Go make us sandwhiches.
Me: Regular or whole wheat bread?
Me: Mustard? Ketchup? Mayo?
Me: Tomatos? Lettuce?
Me: Any sides? Drinks?
Me: Niall, 10 or 100 sandwhiches?
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