Awkward moments define me.I'd sleep all day if I could. I lack the capability to keep my mouth shut. Yeah, everyone has bad days, I just have more frequent ones. If you dont like me, dont act like you do; it really wont offend me. I've made mistakes, I've let people take advantage of me, and have accepted way less then I deserve.

 

Regular guy: Go make me a sandwhich.

Me: Do I look like your waitress? Make it yourself lazy asshole!

One Direction: Go make us sandwhiches.

Me: Regular or whole wheat bread?

Me: Mustard? Ketchup? Mayo?

Me: Tomatos? Lettuce?

Me: Any sides? Drinks?

Me: Niall, 10 or 100 sandwhiches?